Fuckoffee
Fuckoffee is a café in the London Borough of Southwark, designed as a contemporary coffee shop with a deliberately provocative name. The space operates like any standard café for customers to enjoy beverages and food, though the bold branding sets it apart.
The café emerged during a period when London's independent businesses began adopting unconventional names and marketing strategies to stand out in a competitive market. Its founding reflects a growing trend toward boldness in British coffee culture.
The café's name reflects a deliberately blunt humor that fits into London's alternative culture and independent spirit. The place attracts visitors who appreciate directness and wit in how businesses present themselves.
The café is located in an urban area with good public transport access and sits conveniently within Southwark. Visiting is straightforward since it operates as a standard coffee shop and is best visited during regular business hours.
The name is not merely a profanity but a playful word combination merging "fuck off" with "coffee" to create something unexpected. This creative twist shows how British humor can serve as both provocation and a statement of independence in business.
Location: London Borough of Southwark
Address: 163,167 Bermondsey St, London SE1 3UW, United Kingdom
Opening Hours: Monday-Friday 07:00-19:00; Saturday,Sunday 08:00-19:00
Phone: +442074037655
Website: https://fuckoffee.com
GPS coordinates: 51.49927,-0.08099
Latest update: December 6, 2025 17:46
London houses a notable number of unconventional drinking establishments and concealed bars that extend well beyond the ordinary pub experience. In former Underground stations, converted Victorian lavatories and behind unassuming facades, resourceful operators have created spaces that transport visitors to different eras and worlds. These venues often require a degree of discovery: entrances hide behind refrigerator doors, in apparent detective agencies or through small red doors that only the informed notice. The range extends from historic vaulted cellars like Gordon's Wine Bar, which has existed since 1890, to themed concepts such as Cahoots, housed in a disused 1940s Underground shaft. The Attendant uses a former Victorian public toilet as a café, while bars like Evans & Peel Detective Agency guide their guests through a role-playing scenario before granting access to the actual establishment. At higher elevations, Duck & Waffle and the bar at Heron Tower offer views across the city from the 40th floor. Most of these establishments concentrate in neighborhoods such as Soho, Shoreditch and the West End, where traditional pubs sit alongside experimental cocktail bars and specialized coffeehouses.
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